SPAM
Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what’s inside it now (oh boy)
Spam in my luchbox at work (it’s the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all
If you’re running low, go to the store
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hold in the spam
Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let’s eat)
Spam in my office at work (it’s the best)
Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it’s mystery of meat
If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermose to help wash it down
Now, if there’s some left, don’t just throw it out
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now
Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
Think of expiration, better read the lable (oh boy)
Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it’s the best)
Think about how it’s been precooked, wonder if I’ll just eat it cold
Now, once you start in, you can’t put it down
Don’t leave it sitting or it’ll turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the spam in
Oh, spam (spam)
Ham and pork
Think about nutrition, wonder what’s inside it now (oh boy)
Spam (spam)
It’s the best
Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it
Spam in the place where I live (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I’m a junkie now (let’s eat)
Spam in the place where I work (you’re obsessed)
Think about the way it’s processed, wonder if it’s some kind of meat
Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork)
Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)
The tab is there to open the can (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)
The can is there to hold in the spam (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)
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When I was a kid, SPAM was a food product, of unknown origin, containing various pieces and parts of undisclosed types of animals, that came packaged in mouthwatering pink bricks, that seemed to be considered a delicacy by unemployed people inhabiting trailer parks of the American South.
Today, my own kids don’t actually believe the mystery meat substitute product still exists….they only know SPAM as the annoying daily onslaught of junk email messages that will quickly have you convinced that an African Prince has left you millions of dollars, you are the only person on the planet that has NOT refinanced their home mortgage, you can earn millions of dollars working as little as 10 minutes a day on your computer, and your penis is way too small and desperately needs to be surgically enhanced.
What a difference a few decades makes…..
