The prototypical 1970′s Television Anchorman.
Ron was the lead Anchor at KVWN-TV Channel 4 News in San Diego, CA from 1964-1977.
Classically trained Jazz Flutist
Favorite meal is Steak, Waffles, French Fries, and a good glass of Scotch.
Has delusional self-image of his own physical strength, resulting in his calling his puny arms “Guns”, and naming his fists “Jack Johnson” and “Tom O’Leary“.
He is at once ignorant, narcissistic, egotistical, self-centered, chauvinistic, idiotic, childish, sexist, homophobic, dumb as a post, but is always confident and well-dressed.
Favorite sign-off: “Stay Classy San Diego“
Paid spokesman for “Sex Panther” cologne by Odeon, the cologne that contains actual bits of Panther…..so you know it’s good.
Four-time Local Emmy Award winner.
Has many leather-bound books and his apartment smells of Mahogany.
Believes that San Diego was discovered by Germans in 1904 and that the name “San Diego” in German translates to “Whale’s Vagina“.
Favorite Fighting Tactic: Punch women in the Ovary….a straight shot….right in the baby-maker.
After auditioning for ESPN…
He is now a paid analyst for FOX NEWS NETWORK.
Considered by many to be the smartest person at that Network….
